My very educated mother just served us... nachos?
Hey guys, good news.The war in Iraq is over.
There is peace in the Middle East.
Cancer has been cured, as well as the AIDS virus.
Racism, sexism, and poverty have been completely eraticated worldwide.
I'm just assuming all of this, of course. I mean, it must be true, since the media can find nothing better to report on than a 10-year-old murder case and the fact that "OH MY GOD, PLUTO ISN'T A PLANET??"
Does anyone really care? Do we really have nothing better to do with our time than bicker about a rock that's circling the sun a few million miles away?
Apparently not.
posted by Melissa @ 5:01 PM
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