Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Ode to Condi, and an open letter to Slick Willie

Why do I love Condoleezza Rice, you ask?

Because that woman has balls.

Rice hits back at Clinton claims

Ms Rice responded: "What we did in the eight months was at least as aggressive as what the Clinton administration did in the preceding years.

"The notion somehow for eight months the Bush administration sat there and didn't do that is just flatly false - and I think the 9/11 commission understood that."

She also disputed Mr Clinton's statement that he "left a comprehensive anti-terror strategy" for incoming officials when he left office, including "battle plans" to go into Afghanistan, overthrow the Taleban regime and launch a full-scale search for Bin Laden.

"We were not left a comprehensive strategy to fight al-Qaeda," she said.

"For instance, big pieces were missing, like an approach to Pakistan that might work, because without Pakistan you weren't going to get Afghanistan."

And she went on to question the value of the entire argument.

"I think this is not a very fruitful discussion," she said.

"We've been through it. The 9/11 commission has turned over every rock and we know exactly what they said."

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Oh Bill, Bill, Bill.

You almost did it. You almost had the conservative trust.

While I've never been a fan of yours, I have been shocked in the past few years to hear quite a few of my conservative couterparts admit, "Ya know? He's not such a bad guy."

And then, you do this.

In a way, I'm relieved. At my Christian elementary school, I heard several murmurs that you may be the anti-christ. After all, he(she?) is supposed to be extremely charismatic, and you do have a knack for wooing everyone you come in contact with (sidenote: now is NOT the time for a blow job joke!). At least now you've managed to piss off a large portion of the population.

But really, you made yourself look like more of an idiot than anyone on Fox News could ever do by themselves. Not only did you defend yourself so voraciously that you even started attacking the current administration (did you FORGET what channel you were on??), but you were so angry that half of America thought you were about to have a heart attack, and the other half thought you were about to start crying.

And to top it all off, the Secretary of State called you a liar. Ouch.

I know the whole thing was planned. I know you were just waiting for Wallace to ask the right question. But if you're smart enough to know the question was coming and to plan a response, why the hell couldn't you be smart enough to realize you're arguing on a network that is only being watched by Bush fanatics?

It's the same reason I don't go to Socialist gatherings and try to sway their ideology. No Bushie watching Fox News heard your hissy fit, gasped in awe, and changed parties.

In other news, I'm sure your wife is angry at you now as well. After all, she was going for that moderate image, and you were pretty much the most conservative thing in her life. Let's hope she finally divorces your sorry, cheating ass.

6 Comments:

At 9/26/2006 3:30 PM, Blogger Natasha Sell said...

I laughed my butt off at his saying he had 8 years to do something and failed, while the current administration had 8 months. Hmm, 8 years to 8 months. He totally killed his argument right there. But at least he admitted he was partially to blame...he's the only Dem to do that so far...

 
At 9/27/2006 12:14 PM, Blogger Melissa said...

Yeah seriously! I was like, do you even know what you're saying right now?

Good luck tonight, Tasha :) I'll be there!

 
At 9/27/2006 12:14 PM, Blogger Melissa said...

Yeah seriously! I was like, do you even know what you're saying right now?

Good luck tonight, Tasha :) I'll be there!

 
At 9/27/2006 10:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

We better be careful or the GOP will turn into a liberal camp. It's all ready happening. We need more conservatives in power position within the GOP, both on a local level and national level. People like North Carolina's Sen. Fred Smith who's not afraid to standup to the liberal-left and their minions in the news media. Fred's the man!

Nathan Tabor

 
At 9/28/2006 12:43 PM, Blogger Melissa said...

Nathan,

Please don't use my blog to advertise. I won't delete it, because that's the kind of person I am, but I ask that you respect my little space on the internet.

Also, I checked out Fred Smith's little space on the internet, and I already have an issue with him:

"North Carolinians have always believed in an honest day’s work for an honest day’s pay. We don’t cheat, lie or steal. We believe all people have worth and are made in the image of God and we believe in showing love and respect to our neighbors. Those are the values taught in families. To strengthen families, I have introduced the Defense of Marriage Act, a Constitutional Amendment to defend marriage."

Two people marrying is now akin to larceny? Wow, Fred. Also, I'm glad ALL North Carolinians believe they are made "in the image of God". My athiest friends will be glad to learn that they hold a new belief they never knew they had.

 
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